the last haikumarai

Well this was a fun experiment but I just don't got the drive to keep this puppy going. Thanks to everybody who enjoyed and commented! Keep the dream alive!

vote yes on "end awkward conversations NOW!"

i don't know your name
yet you're listing your ailments
i'm not seventy

oh johnny!

i once killed a man...
wait that wasn't me at all
it was johnny cash

must be cheap

when you name your 'hood
and someone says "must be cheap"
yes, you can punch them

several times a day

sometimes work's so dull
i just sit on the toilet
for a change of pace

hookers and blow

if i win money
in a radio contest--
hookers and blow, man

how i learned to love ladytron

there's nothing better
than when a friend with good taste
gives a mix cd

stupid conscience

man, being mature
is such a pain in the ass
wish i was petty

life rule #6

you will always spend
two hundred dollars more than
you make in a month

life rule #43

when all you can say
is something about weather
it means you're not friends

it also proves how boring it is here (for sharkaria)

setting the music
to be loud but not too loud
is the height of zen