Sunday, August 20, 2006

the last haikumarai

Well this was a fun experiment but I just don't got the drive to keep this puppy going. Thanks to everybody who enjoyed and commented! Keep the dream alive!

Monday, August 14, 2006

vote yes on "end awkward conversations NOW!"

i don't know your name
yet you're listing your ailments
i'm not seventy

Friday, August 11, 2006

oh johnny!

i once killed a man...
wait that wasn't me at all
it was johnny cash

Thursday, August 10, 2006

must be cheap

when you name your 'hood
and someone says "must be cheap"
yes, you can punch them

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

several times a day

sometimes work's so dull
i just sit on the toilet
for a change of pace

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

hookers and blow

if i win money
in a radio contest--
hookers and blow, man

Monday, August 07, 2006

how i learned to love ladytron

there's nothing better
than when a friend with good taste
gives a mix cd